Some creative insults found via the Shakespearean Insulter:

  • Draw your neck out of your collar. (Romeo and Juliet)
  • Thou art like the toad, ugly and venomous. (As You Like It)
  • Your means are very slender, and your waste is great. (Henry IV, part 2)
  • You are as a candle, the better burnt out. (Henry IV, part 2)

Modern insults are so boring compared to these!

See also: How to Insult Someone with Shakespeare