Some creative insults found via the Shakespearean Insulter:
- Draw your neck out of your collar. (Romeo and Juliet)
- Thou art like the toad, ugly and venomous. (As You Like It)
- Your means are very slender, and your waste is great. (Henry IV, part 2)
- You are as a candle, the better burnt out. (Henry IV, part 2)
Modern insults are so boring compared to these!
See also: How to Insult Someone with Shakespeare