9 Reasons To Become A Chemist

  • Look like Clart Kent in your safety glasses
  • Exposure to all kinds of toxic and cancerous substances
  • The “opportunity” to deal with irate clients asking “where are my results?”
  • Because it’s pHun 🙂
  • Access to 100% pure ethanol
  • Know how to completely dissolve the bodies of your enemies
  • Be confused with pharmacists
  • Be blamed for all faults in the environment
  • And for cancer